Yep, there's even poetry about fly tying vises. Heaven forbid....
From: Richard Frank
Subject: you won't believe this
Danny Walls wrote:
> Folks, I got a request today from a woman wanting a list of 'people
> who tie flys'. I asked who she was with and what she wanted to do
> with the list. She replied "We manufacture Electrical fly tying
> machines"!, and want the list for sales purposes. I haven't replied
> yet, too stunned! Anybody ever see an Electrical fly tying machine?
> Besides I don't have such a list, nobody here ties flys do they?
A jolt from beyond
The Electric Super Fly
Charge it, no interest!
From: Richard Frank
Subject: you won't believe this
Rob wrote:
> I can see it now... man gets hair stuck in vise and gets his face
> ripped off while hackling a #20 olive body adams...
Man tackled hackling
New bearded body Adams
Dub...it...a...dub...it
From: Blake Werner
Subject: you won't believe this
Electroflyed trout
The newest thing in yupdom
The Madisons' wired!
blake 1%er
From: Chris Knight
Subject: you won't believe this
power tool junkies
spin hooks with unleashed fury
beards dubbed without loop
miracle fly vise?
Mabel, let the cows inside
need motor magnets
new flies heralded
nymphs come with indicators
broken rheostat
mandrel included!
tie flies, rotisserie rods
never leave the house
Zuzu petals and all that,
Rainmaker
Hell's Anglers
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, but the concept "horse"
is not a horse." -"Mr. Ed" Frege
From: Ian D. Martin
Subject: Tediousku, was Re: Oh No! Re: Egg Flies
(and you thought that was the new Romanian head of state. No such luck.)
Egg "flies"; cow magnets
overlap in habitat,
spawning tedium.
From: Dan Kennaley
Subject: Re: Tediousku, was Re: Oh No! Re: Egg Flies
Frying flying eggs
Can't use them, just abuse them
Float tubes liberate
From: kat cruickshank
Subject: Re: Tediousku, was Re: Oh No! Re: Egg Flies
Egg "fly" on cane rod
could bring on Armageddon!
Who will dare to try?
From: Mark Herron
Subject: Re: Tediousku, was Re: Oh No! Re: Egg Flies
Today's eggs, tomorrow's bacon
Try dry fly tie or buy wet fly why
Oh Lord, Armageddon weary
From: Chris Knight
Subject: Re: Tediousku
glo-bugs glue-gunned on
Velveeta hardened on hook
fair fare on Flyfish
who cares about flies?
tres viae, yawn, te deum
magnetic cows rule
From: Jim Tefft
Subject: Re: Oh No! Re: Egg Flies
Knight's under pressure
To watch his pressure
So he gave up eggs
From: Richard Frank
Subject: Re: Tediousku, was Re: Oh No! Re: Egg Flies
Tink was once an egg
sparkle winged and glowing green
curled she dreamed Hook up
fishing hand and glove
he felt his time running out
bait for the gator
faerie loved, mom poor
Peter tinkers and hankers
believes in egg flies
From: Leslie Benscoter
Subject: Roephilactics?
ff@ and All Dept Chairs :)
The Roephilactics
Will Need More Than Tylenol :)
Vapours From Glue Guns
Their Minds Are Clouded
Scaring Hell Out Of The List
Fishing With *That Stuff*?
RainMakers From Hell
Will Certainly Visit Them
The Streams Will Turn Brown
leslie of BackRow.com
From: Richard Frank
Subject: Roephilactics? ku
Roephilactics swell
in tight rubber attire
fiddling with red balls
From: Bob Petti
Subject: Re: Roephilactics? ku
with eggs of estaz
and slinkies stuffed with lead shot
the unwashed go forth
chock, plop, splash, zip, duck
a bump. a tap. are you there?
Fish On! Coming Down!
stumble, slip, fall down
pounding heart, bleeding fingers
rain drops in my eyes
with jump and a splash
and the sick feel of slack
the fish wins again
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000
From: Chris Knight
Subject: Re: Irish Strike Indicator for Chris K.
Leslie B. wrote:
>This one is for you:
>
>http://www.casco.net/~scooter/IrishStrikeIndicator.JPG
Oh, my.....
those Irish eyes are
a decapitated smurf
smiling lovingly
I'd be honored to fish with that indicator. Which bait would be most
appropriate? 8^)
